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Thread: Ashlee Simpson Conspiracy

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    I saw the new Ashlee Simpson show.

    20 minutes was her and her dumb (ass kissing) friends packing up her stuff and moving into a new house. I think I lost some IQ points watching this.
    There was a blip segment of her with a doctor for acid reflux tyoo.

    Then, waddayaknow, they are riding in a limo and her friends are saying
    "Gee Aslee, I mean like SNL is sooo prestigeous. Like so many famous artists have performed on their stage. Wow, this is so great. What an amazing thing, playing on SNL...blah blahblah..."
    They show a rehearsal from the night before the show(only second snippits of when her voice kept a pitch)

    THEN, the big one.

    It's the morning of the show. Ashlee and her friends wake up. Ashlee speaks and her voice sounds ragged. She says something like" man, I hope I can sing well tonight, I dunno if my voice can handle it." Etc...

    Then my DVR ran out.


    Here's the deal. The morning of the show segment seemed like it was scripted. It seemed to set up everyone to feel bad for her. It is too good to be true. Therefore my conspiracy theory is that---------

    This footage was shot and scripted AFTER the SNL show. I think I am right. Ashlee and her Dad had to do something to make people still like her, so they decided to script out exactly what to say.

    Any takers on this?

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 01, 2005 01:22 AM: Message edited by: FlamTriplet ]</font>

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    sure sounds good 2 me

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    I wouldnt be surprised. Dont even get me started on this lady...

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    I'm with ya, flam. Check out www.stopashlee.com for some laughs!

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    Originally posted by Suspiria:
    I wouldnt be surprised. Dont even get me started on this lady...
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Lady?
    [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

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    FlamTriplet, I'm certain you're right. The only reason for the show is to justify her existence and career. It has failed....

    I wonder if they'll include her getting a huge ovation of boo's for her performance at the Orange Bowl.

    Brad

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    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 01, 2005 06:57 AM: Message edited by: Dazzler ]</font>

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    vh1 had something on the whole SNL thing
    "most embarrassing moments of 04 or something"

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    From another website I frequent:

    "Hey, I need a favor for all you west coast viewers out there.

    I just watched the Ashley Simpson show because I wanted to see her story on what happened...

    She starts bitching that her throat starts to hurt the day of the show, etc., etc.

    Then my friend is like, they could've filmed this afterwards and something dawned on me... earlier in the show when they were taking their limo during rehearsal week on one of the marquees it said "Indiannapolis Colts... December 11(or some date afterwards)." It showed that cut through their window twice.

    Now if this episode is suppose to be about her SNL week which was Oct. 23, why are they talking about the Colts in December? Remind you that the colts play no new york team in december."

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